
big band music swing jazz instrumental songs playlist 2 hour video relax mix 2014

big band music swing jazz instrumental songs playlist 2 hour video relax mix 2014

baa baa black sheep have you any wool? yes sir, yes sir, three bags full ! one for my master, one for his dame, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane. happy birthday to you happy birthday dear children row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream. old macdonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o and on his farm he had a cow with a moo moo here and a moo moo there here a moo, there a moo everywhere a moo moo
old macdonald had a farm and on his farm he had a pig with a oink oink here and a oink oink there here a oink, there a oink everywhere a oink oink and on his farm he had a duck with a quack quack here and a quack quack there
here a quack, there a quack everywhere a quack quack are you sleeping, are you sleeping, brother john? brother john? morning bells are ringing! ding, dang, dong. ding, dang, dong. dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh o'er the fields we go
laughing all the way bells on bobtails ring making spirits bright what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight hey, jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way oh, what fun it is to ride a day or two ago
i thought i'd take a ride and soon miss fanny bright was seated by my side the horse was lean and lank misfortune seemed his lot we got into a drifted bank and then we got upsot somewhere over the rainbow way up high,
there's a land that i heard of once in a lullaby. skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. if you’re happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you’re happy and you know it, stomp your feet. if you’re happy and you know it, shout hooray!
hooray! hooray! make believe you're in a jungle movie. watch the baby elephants go by. the beat is groovy. it's a brand new dance you ought to try, come to the jungle and see the animal attraction, baby elephants in action walk. see the big baboon beat on the bongo
as the baby elephants advance. down in the congo, all the swinging monkeys do this dance, come to the jungle and see the animal attraction. baby elephants in action walk. if you plan on joining a safari, don't get dressed for going on a cruise. the thing to carry is an extra pair of dancing shoes. the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout.
down came the rain and washed the spider out. out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again. hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one the mouse ran down,
hickory dickory dock. the mouse ran down, ding, dong, bell, pussy’s in the well. who put her in? little tommy thin who pulled her out? little tommy stout. what a naughty boy was that,
to drown poor pussy cat, chubby cheeks, dimple chin rosy lips, teeth within curly hair, very fair eyes are blue - lovely too. teachers pet, is that you? yes, yes, yes! hot cross buns! one a penny, two a penny,
if you have no daughters, give them to your sons cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe get it done by half past two. stitch it up, and stitch it down then i'll give you half a crown. humpty dumpty sat on a wall. humpty dumpty had a great fall. all the king's horses
and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again. swinging high, and swinging low, up in the tree away we go. here the birdies nest and play all day and their world is bright and gay doctor foster went to gloucester, in a shower of rain,
he stepped into a puddle, and never went there again. i have a toothbrush, neat and gay. to brush my teeth everyday, i brush them each morning, i brush them each night. till all are shining, clean and bright hey kids, have you ever seen an engine come on! lets see one now
engine, engine number 9 when it's ready it will shine. then we will ride on the bombay line. tick-tock, tick-tock, merrily sings the clock. it's time for work, it's time for play, so it sings throughout the day there's a big eyed owl with a pointed nose.
two pointed ears, and claws for his toes, he sits in the tree, and he looks at you he flaps his wings, and says "twit-a-whoo!""twit-a-whoo!" two pointed ears, and claws for his toes, piggy on the railway, picking up stones; down came an engine, and broke piggy's bones. 'ah !' said piggy, "that's not fair," "oh !" said the engine driver, "i don't care !"
twinkle, twinkle traffic light shining on the corner bright. when it's green it's time to go; when it's red it's stop! you know. "stop!" says the red light, "go!" says the green. "wait!" says the yellow, till the light is green. one, two, three, four, five,
once i caught a fish alive, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, but i let it go again. why did you let it go? because it bit my finger so which finger did it bite? the little finger on the right. after a bath, i try try try to wipe myself, till i’m dry dry dry.
hands to wipe, and fingers and toes and two wet legs, and a shiny nose twinkle, twinkle, little star, how i wonder what you are. up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. london bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down my fair lady.
built it up with iron bars, iron bars, iron bars rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, when the wind blows, the cradle will rock. when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all. an apple a day, sends the doctor away apple in the morning, doctor's warning roast apple at night, starves the doctor outright
eat an apple going to bed, knock the doctor on the head three each day, seven days a week ruddy apple, ruddy cheek. i'll sing you a song, though not very long, yet i think it as pretty as any. put your hand in your purse, you'll never be the worse, and give the poor singer just a little penny.
five little soliders, standing in the row three stood straight, and two stood so along came the captain, and what do you think ? they all stood straight, as quick as a wink cock-a-doodle-doo! my dame has lost her shoe! my master's lost his fiddling stick, and knows not what to do. tom tom the pipers son
stole a pig and away he ran, the pig was eat and tom was beat and tom went howling down the street. ring a-ring o' roses, a pocketful of posies. a-tishoo! a-tishoo! we all fall down! thank you god for the world so sweet, thank you god for the food we eat,
thank you god for the birds that sing, thank you god for everything. ho ho ho ho ho. ho ho ho ho ho that's the woody woodpecker song he's pecking it all day long he pecks a few holes in a tree to see if a redwood's really red and it's nothing to him, on the tiniest whim to peck a few holes in your head
that's the woody woodpecker's tune makes the other woodpeckers swoon. clap your hands listen to the music and clap your hands clap stamp your feet listen to the music and stamp your feet turn around listen to the music and turn around jump up high
listen to the music and jump up high listen to my big drum, bang, bang, bang. listen to my triangle, tang, tang, tang. listen to my trumpet, toot, toot, toot. listen to my tambourine, shoo, shoo, shoo.
listen to my big drum, bang, bang, bang. tang, tang, tang. toot, toot, toot. shoo, shoo, shoo. if i were an apple and grew on a tree i think i'd drop down on a nice boy like me.
i hear thunder, i hear thunder. hark don't you? hark don't you? pitter, patter raindrops, i'm wet through. goosey goosey gander, whither shall i wander? upstairs and downstairs, and in my lady's chamber. there i met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
i took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs when i walk, down the street i do like, to watch my feet perhaps you dont know the news mother has bought me fine new shoes when the right one steps i listen to is happy squeak. perhaps you dont know the news
as pussy sat on the steps so pretty and so fair a neighbour's dog came by and saw pussy sitting there "good morning mistress pussy cat, come tell me how you do ?" "quite well, thank you" pussy replied " tell me how are you ? " "quite well, thank you", pussy replied "
tell me how are you ? " i'm a little teapot, short and stout this is my handle, and this is my spout when the pot is boiling, hear me shout just lift me up, and pour me out! the dog says bow - wow, the cat says meow, the sheep says baa - baa, the little pig says wee - wee,
the watch says tick - tock, the hen says cluck - cluck, the cock says cock - a - doodle - do. little nancy etticote, with a white petticoat, and was standing with a red red nose, the longer that she stands, the shorter she grows. one, two, buckle my shoe,
three, four, shut the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, lay them straight, nine, ten, a big, fat hen. johny, johny!, yes, papa eating sugar? no, papa telling lies? no, papa open your mouth! ha! ha! ha! mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb its fleece was white as snow; everywhere that mary went, mary went, mary went the lamb was sure to go.
baa baa black sheep have you any wool? yes sir, yes sir, three bags full ! one for my master, one for his dame, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane. happy birthday to you happy birthday dear children row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream. old macdonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o and on his farm he had a cow with a moo moo here and a moo moo there here a moo, there a moo everywhere a moo moo
old macdonald had a farm and on his farm he had a pig with a oink oink here and a oink oink there here a oink, there a oink everywhere a oink oink and on his farm he had a duck with a quack quack here and a quack quack there
here a quack, there a quack everywhere a quack quack are you sleeping, are you sleeping, brother john? brother john? morning bells are ringing! ding, dang, dong. ding, dang, dong. dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh o'er the fields we go
laughing all the way bells on bobtails ring making spirits bright what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight hey, jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way oh, what fun it is to ride a day or two ago
i thought i'd take a ride and soon miss fanny bright was seated by my side the horse was lean and lank misfortune seemed his lot we got into a drifted bank and then we got upsot somewhere over the rainbow way up high,
there's a land that i heard of once in a lullaby. skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. if you’re happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you’re happy and you know it, stomp your feet. if you’re happy and you know it, shout hooray!
hooray! hooray! make believe you're in a jungle movie. watch the baby elephants go by. the beat is groovy. it's a brand new dance you ought to try, come to the jungle and see the animal attraction, baby elephants in action walk. see the big baboon beat on the bongo
as the baby elephants advance. down in the congo, all the swinging monkeys do this dance, come to the jungle and see the animal attraction. baby elephants in action walk. if you plan on joining a safari, don't get dressed for going on a cruise. the thing to carry is an extra pair of dancing shoes. the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout.
down came the rain and washed the spider out. out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again. hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one the mouse ran down,
hickory dickory dock. the mouse ran down, ding, dong, bell, pussy’s in the well. who put her in? little tommy thin who pulled her out? little tommy stout. what a naughty boy was that,
to drown poor pussy cat, chubby cheeks, dimple chin rosy lips, teeth within curly hair, very fair eyes are blue - lovely too. teachers pet, is that you? yes, yes, yes! hot cross buns! one a penny, two a penny,
if you have no daughters, give them to your sons cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe get it done by half past two. stitch it up, and stitch it down then i'll give you half a crown. humpty dumpty sat on a wall. humpty dumpty had a great fall. all the king's horses
and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again. swinging high, and swinging low, up in the tree away we go. here the birdies nest and play all day and their world is bright and gay doctor foster went to gloucester, in a shower of rain,
he stepped into a puddle, and never went there again. i have a toothbrush, neat and gay. to brush my teeth everyday, i brush them each morning, i brush them each night. till all are shining, clean and bright hey kids, have you ever seen an engine come on! lets see one now
engine, engine number 9 when it's ready it will shine. then we will ride on the bombay line. tick-tock, tick-tock, merrily sings the clock. it's time for work, it's time for play, so it sings throughout the day there's a big eyed owl with a pointed nose.
two pointed ears, and claws for his toes, he sits in the tree, and he looks at you he flaps his wings, and says "twit-a-whoo!""twit-a-whoo!" two pointed ears, and claws for his toes, piggy on the railway, picking up stones; down came an engine, and broke piggy's bones. 'ah !' said piggy, "that's not fair," "oh !" said the engine driver, "i don't care !"
twinkle, twinkle traffic light shining on the corner bright. when it's green it's time to go; when it's red it's stop! you know. "stop!" says the red light, "go!" says the green. "wait!" says the yellow, till the light is green. one, two, three, four, five,
once i caught a fish alive, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, but i let it go again. why did you let it go? because it bit my finger so which finger did it bite? the little finger on the right. after a bath, i try try try to wipe myself, till i’m dry dry dry.
hands to wipe, and fingers and toes and two wet legs, and a shiny nose twinkle, twinkle, little star, how i wonder what you are. up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. london bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down my fair lady.
built it up with iron bars, iron bars, iron bars rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, when the wind blows, the cradle will rock. when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all. an apple a day, sends the doctor away apple in the morning, doctor's warning roast apple at night, starves the doctor outright
eat an apple going to bed, knock the doctor on the head three each day, seven days a week ruddy apple, ruddy cheek. i'll sing you a song, though not very long, yet i think it as pretty as any. put your hand in your purse, you'll never be the worse, and give the poor singer just a little penny.
five little soliders, standing in the row three stood straight, and two stood so along came the captain, and what do you think ? they all stood straight, as quick as a wink cock-a-doodle-doo! my dame has lost her shoe! my master's lost his fiddling stick, and knows not what to do. tom tom the pipers son
stole a pig and away he ran, the pig was eat and tom was beat and tom went howling down the street. ring a-ring o' roses, a pocketful of posies. a-tishoo! a-tishoo! we all fall down! thank you god for the world so sweet, thank you god for the food we eat,
thank you god for the birds that sing, thank you god for everything. ho ho ho ho ho. ho ho ho ho ho that's the woody woodpecker song he's pecking it all day long he pecks a few holes in a tree to see if a redwood's really red and it's nothing to him, on the tiniest whim to peck a few holes in your head
that's the woody woodpecker's tune makes the other woodpeckers swoon. clap your hands listen to the music and clap your hands clap stamp your feet listen to the music and stamp your feet turn around listen to the music and turn around jump up high
listen to the music and jump up high listen to my big drum, bang, bang, bang. listen to my triangle, tang, tang, tang. listen to my trumpet, toot, toot, toot. listen to my tambourine, shoo, shoo, shoo.
listen to my big drum, bang, bang, bang. tang, tang, tang. toot, toot, toot. shoo, shoo, shoo. if i were an apple and grew on a tree i think i'd drop down on a nice boy like me.
i hear thunder, i hear thunder. hark don't you? hark don't you? pitter, patter raindrops, i'm wet through. goosey goosey gander, whither shall i wander? upstairs and downstairs, and in my lady's chamber. there i met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
i took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs when i walk, down the street i do like, to watch my feet perhaps you dont know the news mother has bought me fine new shoes when the right one steps i listen to is happy squeak. perhaps you dont know the news
as pussy sat on the steps so pretty and so fair a neighbour's dog came by and saw pussy sitting there "good morning mistress pussy cat, come tell me how you do ?" "quite well, thank you" pussy replied " tell me how are you ? " "quite well, thank you", pussy replied "
tell me how are you ? " i'm a little teapot, short and stout this is my handle, and this is my spout when the pot is boiling, hear me shout just lift me up, and pour me out! the dog says bow - wow, the cat says meow, the sheep says baa - baa, the little pig says wee - wee,
the watch says tick - tock, the hen says cluck - cluck, the cock says cock - a - doodle - do. little nancy etticote, with a white petticoat, and was standing with a red red nose, the longer that she stands, the shorter she grows. one, two, buckle my shoe,
three, four, shut the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, lay them straight, nine, ten, a big, fat hen. johny, johny!, yes, papa eating sugar? no, papa telling lies? no, papa open your mouth! ha! ha! ha! mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb its fleece was white as snow; everywhere that mary went, mary went, mary went the lamb was sure to go.

(james bond theme song playing) (chattering in korean) (panting) look, what is this?i'm supposed to... (beeping) (speaking korean) (grunts) i am zao. you are late. mr. van bierk.i've been looking forwardto this meeting.
me, too. my african military friendsowe you many thanks,colonel moon. few men have the gutsto trade conflict diamondssince the un embargo. i know all about the un. i studied atoxford and harvard. majored in western hypocrisy. (engine revving) from your modestlittle collection of cars,i would never have guessed. show me the diamonds.
show me the weapons. hiding weapons inthe de-militarized zone. it's a bit ofa minefield out there. america's culturalcontribution. one million landminesand my hovercraftsfloat right over them. rpgs, flamethrowers,automatic weapons, and enough ammunitionto run a small war. my diamonds? don't blow it all at once.
i have special plansfor this consignment. his name is james bond,a british assassin. mr. van bierk, let meshow you something. our new tank buster. depleted uranium shells,naturally. naturally. and how do you proposeto kill me now, mr. bond? it's pathetic that you britishstill believe you havethe right to police the world. but you will not liveto see the day
all korea is ruledby the north. then you and ihave somethingin common. (general moon speaking korean on intercom) (screaming) (screaming in korean) (bell tolling) saved by the bell. my son is dead. (die another day playing)
♪ i'm gonna wake up yes and no ♪ i'm gonna kiss some of part of ♪ i'm gonna keep this secret ♪ i'm gonna close my body now ♪ i guess i die another day ♪ i guess i'll die another day another day ♪ i guess i'll die another day ♪ sigmund freud ♪ analyze this, analyze this analyze this
♪ i'm gonna break the cycle ♪ i'm gonna shake up the system ♪ i'm gonna destroy my ego ♪ i'm gonna close my body now ♪ uh, uh ♪ i'll think i'll find another way ♪ there's so much more to know ♪ it's not my time to go ♪ for every sin i'll have to pay
♪ i've come to work i've come to play ♪ i think i'll find another way ♪ i'm gonna avoid the cliche ♪ i'm gonna suspend my senses ♪ i'm gonna delay my pleasure ♪ i guess, die another day ♪ there's so much more to know ♪ uh ♪ another day, another day
♪ another day ♪ another day ♪ i don't condonewhat they do here. tell it to the concierge. still you jest.defiant to the last. your peoplehave abandoned you,your very existence denied. why stay silent? it doesn't matter anymore.things are out of my hands. we reach the end, mr. bond.
spare methe unpleasantries. 50 years afterthe superpowerscarved korea in two, and then you arrive. a british spy,an assassin. and now the hard-linershave their proof. we cannottrust the west. you... you took away my son. your firing squadshould have donethe job for me.
i hopeda western educationwould help him become a bridgebetween our worlds. but all it didwas to corrupt him. let's get thisover with, shall we? my son had an allyin the west. for the last time,who was it? who made him betrayhis country and his name? the same personwho betrayed me. turn around.
(man speaking korean) start walking. man on pa: keep walking, please. keep moving. zao. i'm being traded for you. keep moving. keep walking, please. your time will come.
not as soon as yours. keep walking, please. look at him. man 1: double check. you'd think he wassome kind of a hero. man 1: reference nine. man 2: sir. man 1: section four. okay, hold him tight. got him.
(groaning) watch his legs, now. all right, let's go. man on speaker: no biological agents in the prelim scan. he's clean. pulse, 72. blood pressure, 120/80. indications of neurotoxins, histamines, serotonin and enzyme inhibitors. scorpion venom. note also traces of a venom antiserum.
they'd sting him, then administer the antidote. yet his internal organs seem unaffected. liver not too good. it's definitely him, then. morning. welcome back. such hospitality. (clunks) you don't seem toopleased to see me. if i'd had my way, you'd still be in north korea.
your freedom cameat too high a price. he tried to blow up a summit between south korea and china. took outthree chinese agentsbefore he was caught. and now he's free. i never asked to be traded. i'd rather die in prisonthan let him loose. you had your cyanide. threw it away years ago. what the hell is this all about?
the top american agent in the north korean high command was executed a week ago. the americans intercepteda signal fromyour prison naming him. and they think it's me? you werethe only inmate. they concluded you cracked under torture and were hemorrhaging information. we had to get you out. and what do you think?
with the drugsthey were giving you, you wouldn't know whatyou did or didn't say. i know the rules. and number one is,no deals. get caughtand you're given up. the mission was compromised. moon got a call exposing me. he had a partnerin the west. even his fatherknew about it.
whether that's true or not,it's irrelevant. no, it isn't. the same personwho set me up then has just set me upagain to get zao out. so i'm going after him. the only place you're going is our evaluation centerin the falklands. double-0 status rescinded. along with my freedom?
for as long asi deem necessary, yes. you're no useto anyone now. (woman speaking korean) (flatline beep) (alarm ringing) nurse: he's goneinto cardiac arrest. get the crash cart. notify his superiors. now. nurse:he's flat-liningon the ecg.
stand by. doctor:200 joules. 300. nurse: we need some cpr. get me some atropine.we're losing him!stand by. clear. i'm checking out. thanks for the kiss of life. man on pa: security breach on level three. all personnel, defensive code red. apprehend and detain with force.
security breach on level three. (people chattering) my goodness,standards have fallen. no tie, dear me. my usual suite, please. do you have a credit card? or even any luggage, sir? mr. bond,so good to see you. it's been a long time.
mr. chang. (speaking cantonese) perhaps you could send upmy tailor and some food. the lobster's good,with quails' eggsand sliced seaweed. mmm-hmm.and if there's any left,a '61 bollinger. of course. been busy,have we, mr. bond? just surviving, mr. chang.just surviving. (doorbell rings)
i am peaceful fountainsof desire, the masseuse. i come with complimentsof the manager. i'm sure you do. come in. on the bed, please.face down. yes, of course. i'm not that kindof masseuse. i'm not that kindof customer. you thinki haven't always known you'rechinese intelligence, chang? hong kong'sour turf now, bond.
yeah, well,don't worry about it. i'm not hereto take it back. put your hands down. what the helldo you want? just to help yousettle a score. zao killedthree of your men. you get me into north korea,i'll take care of him for you. what's in it for you? chance to get even.
zao has information i need. i'll have to ask beijing. do it. now get out. unless you really wannagive me a massage. mr. bond. a little thank-you from us. cuba? it seems mr. zaohas lost himselfin havana. if you find him,say goodbye from us.
with pleasure. i'm here to pick upsome delectados. delectados? we haven't madedelectados in 30 years. universal exports.check with your boss. (speaking spanish) universal exports. follow me.your passport, senor. (man reading in spanish)
i'd come to thinkthe delectadoswould never be smoked. they areparticularly hazardousfor one's health, mr... bond. do you know why? it's the additionof the volado tobacco. slow burning.it never goes out. just like a sleeper. sorry for the rude awakening. i love my country, mr. bond.
i'd never ask youto betray your people.i'm after a north korean. a tourist? a terrorist. one man's terroristis another man'sfreedom fighter. zao has no interestin other people's freedom. i still have some friendsin high places. favors called in,some dollars spread about. we find your friend is here,on an island, in los organos. there is a strange clinicrun by dr. alvarez.
he leads the fieldin gene therapy, increasingthe life expectancyof our beloved leaders. and, of course,the richest westerners. we may have lost our freedomin the revolution, but we have a health systemsecond to none. you don't seemto have done too badlyout of the revolution. we all have our waysof getting by. you'd be surprisedhow many governmentofficials come to me for real remindersof the decadent times.
yeah, well... mind if i borrow these? please. my sources tell methis zao is very dangerous. i wish i couldgive you more help. i could use a fast car. mojito, por favor. mr. krug,your admittance papers forthe alvarez clinic tomorrow. about bloody time, fidel.
now, round up some more girlsand take them to room 42. unless you want to be knownas fidel castrato. (all laughing) magnificent view. it is, isn't it? too bad it's loston everybody else. mojito? you should try it. giacinta johnson.my friends call me jinx.
my friends callme james bond. jinx, you say? born on friday the 13th. do you believein bad luck? let's just saymy relationshipsdon't seem to last. mmm. i know the feeling. the predatorsusually appear at sunset. and why is that? it's when their preycomes out to drink.
too strong for you? i could learn to like it. if i had the time. how much timehave you got? until dawn. what about you? i'm just herefor the birds. ornithologist. ornithologist, huh? wow, now there's a mouthful.
so you'regonna be busy tonightwith the owls then, huh? no owls in los organos. nothing to seetill the morning. not out there, anyway. so, what do predators dowhen the sun goes down? they feast like there's no tomorrow. are you alwaysthis frisky? i've been missing the touchof a good woman.
who says i'm good? what the hell do you want? i don't needa goddamn wheelchair. no? you do now. (greeting in spanish) okay. so, you are to havedna-replacement therapy. let me explainthe two phases.
first,we kill off your bone marrow,wipe the dna slate clean. phase two, introduction of new dna,harvested from healthy donors. orphans, runaways,people that won't be missed. i like to think ofmyself as an artist. and this is when i create. thank you. it is a painful process,i'm afraid,but all great art is. i'll certainly enjoyworking on you.
of course, you know,most artists are onlytruly appreciated after they're dead. (men chattering in spanish) recorded voice: my father was a sergeant. we lived in hampshire. i have fond memories of the countryside. (man 1 speaking korean) (man 2 speaking german) (groans) good. got your attention.
who's bankrollingyour makeover, zao? same person who set me upin north korea? (electronic beeping) james? what's going on? jinx, you gottaget out of here now! move! move! move it! move it!move it! let's go! you see, my friend,the chemicalcomposition shows
this is from sierra leone.conflict diamonds. there's some kindof marking here. "gg." let me see. yes. from the gravescorporation in iceland. that's his laser signature. a man called gustav gravesdiscovered diamonds there a year or so ago.
yet they're identicalto conflict diamonds. what an amazing coincidence. (chuckling) falco: how can he escape from a british warship, right in the middle of hong kong harbor, right under your nose? interesting station,moneypenny? all i got wasa storm warning. you were supposed to throw away the key, not leave the door wide open.
are you implying i had a handin his escape, mr. falco? well, bond got away real fast, didn't he? it is whathe's trained to do. your boy's been very busy in his training. he showed up in cuba and torches a clinic. listen, you put your house in order or we're gonna do it for you. your drink, sir. lucky i asked for it shaken. (london calling playing)
♪ london calling to the faraway towns ♪ now that war is declared and battle come down ♪ london calling to the underworld ♪ come out of the cupboard all you boys and girls when's he coming? i don't know. looks like your man'snot gonna make it. actually,he's right on time. ♪ london calling see we ain't got no swing
♪ 'cause london is drowning ♪ and i live by the river ♪ what a wonderful dayto become a knight. will you be usingyour title, mr. graves? no. you know me,i'm proud of myadopted nation, but i'd neverstand on ceremony. after an entrance like that,you can't be surprised you're being calleda self-publicizingadrenaline junkie, can you? i prefer the term adventurer.
we've been hearing rumorsabout the icarusspace program. what's the big secret? it's not a secret.it's a surprise. but don't worry,you'll soon be enlightened. you seem to work 24/7. is it true thatyou don't need sleep? you only getone shot at life. why waste it on sleep? aren't you trying out fora place on the britisholympic fencing team?
we hear you've beentraining furiously. i never get furious. as they say in fencing,"what's the point?" all right, everybody,thank you very much. i'm sure you'll understand wedon't want to keep her majestywaiting any longer. mr. graves. (all clamoring) (swords clanking) man: hit.
that's a hit. (buzzer buzzes) hit. verity? james bond. your lesson. i see you handleyour weapon well. i have been knownto keep my tip up. do you mind?i think i've come undone.
why not? man: hit. positions. play. feast your eyeson the finest bladein the club. gustav graves? mmm-mmm. his publicist,miranda frost. (both grunting) my protege.gorgeous, isn't she? she took the goldat sydney.
by default, if i remember. default? the one who beat herod'd on steroids. miranda deserved that gold. now she's teaching graveshow to win one. he only plays for cash. he's won so much,nobody elsewants to fight him. you wanna meet him? absolutely.
lead on. gustav? verity. and mr... have we met before? i think i'd remember. of course you would.my mistake. are you a gambling man,mr. bond? if the stakes are right.
a thousand a pointtoo much for you? care to place a bet, verity? no, thanks. i don't like cockfights. shall we? excuse me. best of three hits? man: positions. ready. play.
en garde. positions. play. two-nil. do you want to continue? you wanna up the wager? how much can you afford? let's play for this. i picked it up in cuba.
i believe it's one of yours. my, my.they do get around. but then,diamonds are for everyone. brilliant specimen.completely flawless. and chemically identicalto african conflict diamonds. then you're about to losesomething very precious. (grunting) oh, dear. you want to continue?
of course i wantto bloody continue! but since we'reupping the wager, let's up the weapons,shall we? yeah. let's do thisthe old-fashioned way. first blood drawnfrom the torso. that is enough! it's just a little sport,miranda. seems you beat me,mr. bond.
settle downstairs,shall we? miranda. you're a rare challenge,mr. bond. look, i'm putting ona little scientificdemonstration in iceland at the weekend.icarus? perhaps you could join us.miranda, makethe arrangements, would you? once i've smoothedthings over with the club. what would i do without you? can i expect the pleasureof you in iceland?
i'm afraid you'll never havethat pleasure, mr. bond. excuse me, commander bond.someone left this for you. place neededredecorating, anyway. i heard of this place. never thoughti'd find myself here. some things are bestkept underground. abandoned stationfor abandoned agents. your calling card. so, what have yougot on graves?
you burn me and now you want my help? what did you expect,an apology? i know you'll dowhatever it takesto get the job done. just like you. the difference is,i won't compromise. well, i don't havethe luxury of seeing thingsas black and white. while you were away,the world changed. not for me.
you're suspiciousof graves, or i wouldn'tbe here right now. so, what do you have? nothing beyondthe official biography. orphan workingin an argentineandiamond mine, learns engineering,makes a huge findin iceland and giveshalf of it to charity. from nothing to everythingin no time at all. and his demonstrationthis weekend?
probably just anotherpublicity stunt. now, tell me what you knowabout this cuban clinic. gene therapy.new identities courtesyof dna transplants. so-called beauty parlor. we'd heard rumorsof such a place. i didn't thinkit really existed. it doesn't anymore. zao got away,but he leftthese behind. all fromgustav graves' mine.
i think it's a frontfor launderingafrican conflict diamonds. we need to tread carefully. graves ispolitically connected. lucky i'm onthe outside, then. well, it seemsyou've becomeuseful again. then maybe it's timeyou let me get on with my job. (guns firing) forgive my mentioning it, 007,but a perfect marksman isn't really supposedto shoot his own boss.
check the replay. you'll find he's dead,and she's only gota flesh wound. there's always an excuse,isn't there, double-0 zero? give me the oldfiring range any day,quartermaster. yes,but it's called the future,so get used to it. so this is where they keepthe old relics, then, eh? i'll have you knowthis is where our most cutting-edgetechnology is developed. point taken.
must you touch everything? does this still work? now, look... so where is thiscutting-edge stuff? i'm trying to get to it. weapon, please. one pane unbreakable glass,one standard-issuering finger. twist so. voila. (surging)
ultra-high frequency,single-digit,sonic agitator unit. you know,you're clevererthan you look. hmm. still,better than lookingcleverer than you are. follow me, please. now, a new watch. this will be your 20th,i believe. how time flies. yes, well, 007, why don't youestablish a record
by actuallyreturning this one? your new transportation. (rumbling) maybe you've beendown here too long. the ultimate inbritish engineering. you must be joking. as i learned frommy predecessor, bond,i never joke about my work. aston martin callit the vanquish. we call it the vanish.
(exhales) very good. adaptive camouflage. tiny cameras on all sidesproject the image they see onto a light-emittingpolymer skinon the opposite side. you see, to the casual eye,it's as good as invisible. plus allthe usual refinements,ejector seat, torpedoes, target-seeking shotgunsto shoot down mobile objects. why don't youacquaint yourselfwith the manual?
should be able toshoot through thatin a couple of hours. just took a few seconds, q. wish i couldmake you vanish. (knocking on door) come in. before you leave onyour mission for iceland, tell me what you knowof james bond. he's a double-0,and a wild one,as i discovered today. he'll light the fuse onany explosive situation
and be a danger tohimself and others. kill first,ask questions later. i thinkhe's a blunt instrumentwhose primary method is to provokeand confront. a man nobodycan get close to. a womanizer. well,you're going to be seeinga lot more of him in iceland. with great respect,a man like himcould blow my cover. miss frost,you volunteeredfor this operation,
but in three months,you've turned upnext to nothing. graves seems to be clean. well, bondthinks differently, so i'm going to let him dowhat you so ably described, mix things up a littlewith mr. graves. and with you there,things won't be ableto get out of hand. in your three yearsin cryptology, you've managedto keep businessand pleasure separate. you haven't fraternizedwith anyof your fellow agents,
despite several advances. i think it would befoolish to get involved with someonewithin the community. especially james bond. i'm mr. kil. well, there's a nameto die for. (whooshing) 324 miles an hour. that's a newpersonal best, boss.
thruster twocut out again. get it fixed, will you? glad you could make it,mr. bond.how did you like my run? looked like a manon the edgeof losing control. it's only by beingon the edge that we knowwho we really are, under the skin. take your donald campbell,1967, the bluebird.water speed record. campbell diedon his return run.
yeah, but he diedchasing a dream. isn't that the way to go? i'd rather notgo at all. i seeyou don't chase dreams,you live them. one of the virtuesof never sleeping,mr. bond. i have to live my dreams. besides,plenty of time to sleepwhen you're dead. miss frost. i'll show you your room.
a palace of ice. you must feelright at home. this whole place was builtfor tonight's demonstration. i'm told the human elementnecessitates a precisebalance of heat and cold. built on a lake? i hope gravesgot things right. what's that little propertyi noticed next door? the diamond mineand gustav'sliving quarters. this is you.
wonderful. would you liketo show me more? (upbeat music playing) vodka martini. plenty of ice,if you can spare it. james. here forthe penguins this time? or for the view again? right now,i'm only interestedin endangered species. well, does that include me?
depends on whatyou're up to this time. so i left you inan explosive situation. you're a big boy,figured you couldhandle yourself. no wonderyour relationshipsdon't last. i'm a girl thatjust doesn't liketo get tied down. you're still feelingthe side effects? the insomnia ispermanent for me. an hourin the dream machinekeeps me sane. what happened to you?
he knows nothing. i've been this close to him,and he still didn't knowwho i really was. you saw my fatherafter your exchange? general moon stillmourns your death. my death. and miss... swift. space and technology magazine. really? i take itmr. bond's been explaininghis big bang theory? yeah, i think i gotthe thrust of it.
i see. the demonstration's aboutto begin in five minutes.shall we? not jinx anymore? i'll always bea jinx to you. (all cheering) as you know, i'm alwaystrying to give the planetsomething in return for what it has given me. those little shards of heavenknown as diamonds. now, diamonds aren't justexpensive stones.
they are the stuff of dreams. and the means tomake dreams real. (people clamoring) imagine being ableto bring light and warmth to the darkest partsof the world. imagine being ableto grow crops the year round,bringing an end to hunger. imagine a second sun,shining like a diamondin the sky. let there be light. (all exclaiming)
i give you icarus! icarus is unique. its miraculous silver skinwill inhale the sun's light and breathe it gentlyupon the earth's surface. you have no ideahow much icarus is about to changeyour world. and now,let us brighten this nightwith our inner radiance. man: that's a wrap. vlad, show methe modifications.
here isthe self-defense mechanismyou asked me to build in. 50,000 volts? a hundred. armed and very dangerous. very. (speaking german) (alarm blaring) bond: mmm.
m warned methis would happen. that's why you tried so hardnot to be interested in me. god, you're even worsethan your file says. (chattering in german) they don't looktoo convinced. come on,put your back into it. remember, i knowall about you, 007. sex for dinner,death for breakfast. well, it's not gonnawork with me.
no. you're gettinggood at this. stop it.are we still being watched? they left ages ago. god, you're impossible. come on,let's get out of here. you'd betterstay here tonight. keep up the charadeof being lovers. all right.
i must say,i admire your restraint. you were herea full two hoursbefore anything blew up. the way you're going,you'll get us both killed. james, tell mewhat really happenedin north korea. i was betrayed.that was all. occupational hazard. this is crazy.you're a double-0. it's only a number. james,
be careful. go back to your room. i'll come back for you. why do you want to kill me? i thought it wasthe humane thing to do. who sent you? your mama, and she told me to tell youshe's really disappointedin you. i'll let you inon a little secret.
this mine is fake,but the lasers are real. she won't talk. let's make it permanent. i'll use the laser. don't leave a mess. (laser buzzing) (jinx grunting) jinx? james! james! no, no!
turn it off! off! off! james, i could usea little help here. switch it off,or i'm gonna be halfthe girl i used to be. so, the girl who hatesto be tied down? are you gonna getme off this thing? what are you, cia? nsa. hello, we're onthe same side. doesn't mean we'reafter the same thing.
sure it does. world peace,unconditional love, and our little friendwith the expensive acne. zao? yeah, zao. he's back therewith some weird,psychedelic light mask. probably brought itfrom the clinic in cuba. he couldn't have brought it. it was already here.
it belongs toanother korean,his boss. i think we need kilto give us a handto get out of here. i got a better idea. i'm going to get backup. wait. go to miranda first.she's mi6.warn her to get out. and what are you gonna do? unfinished business. so you liveto die another day,
colonel. at last.i was beginning to thinkyou'd never guess. was it painful? the gene therapy. you couldn't possibly imagine. good. i'm glad to hear that. but there havebeen compensations. like watching youflail aroundin your ignorance. granting you life,day by day,
just to seeif you'd get wise. it's been fun. well, the fun is aboutto come to a dead end. we only met briefly,you and i, but you lefta lasting impression. you see,when your interventionforced me to present the worldwith a new face, i chose to modelthe disgustinggustav graves on you. just in the details.
that unjustifiable swagger. your crass quips,a defense mechanismconcealing such inadequacy. my defense mechanismis right here. so, miss frost isnot all she seems. looks can be deceptive. by the way, did youfind out who betrayed youin north korea? only a matter of time. you never thought of lookinginside your own organization? she was rightunder your nose.
(clicks) it was so good of youto bring your gunto bed with us. yes. occupational hazard. you see, i have a gift. an instinct for sensingpeople's weaknesses. yours is women.hers and mine is winning,whatever the cost. so when i arrangedfor that fatal overdose for the true victorat sydney, i won myselfmy very own mi6 agent,
using everythingat my disposal, her brains, her talent,even her sex. the coldest weapon of all. hello. miranda? there will beothers after me,you know that. you mean youramerican friend, jinx. soon to be the victimof a tragedy. an ice palace can besuch a treacherous place.
hand over the toys. oh, yeah. you know, i've missedyour sparkling personality. how's that for a punch line? kill him. i enjoyed last night, james, but it really isdeath for breakfast. kill him. now! he got away.
no matter. the pleasure of the killis in the chase. bring me the generals. gentlemen,i promised youa demonstration. now you will seethe true power of icarus. the western spy runs,but he cannot hide. icarus will lock onto the heat signature and concentratethe sun's power. hey, boss,he beat your time.
time to draw the line. global warmingis a terrible thing. (miranda exclaims) yeah, nice moves,just like bond. he was pretty vigorouslast night, as well. he did you? i didn't knowhe was that desperate. well, he's notcoming back for you. he just died running,trying to savehis own skin.
that's pretty good tailoring. i hope it doesn't shrinkwhen it gets wet. we've got one hourto wrap this up. let's move. (snowmobile approaching) (beep) come on, jinx,where are you? all units, report. now! (engines roaring)
electronic voice: warning, adaptive camouflage failure. time to givethe american her bath. (wheezing) adaptive camouflage restored. (gasping) vlad, does the word"ergonomics"mean anything to you? man? machine? this is still a suitcase. finish it, will you?
keep going. come on,it's warm in here.come on. the cold kept you alive, huh?it must've kept you alive. now, come on. (coughing) what took you so long? i'm sorry. (alarm buzzing) agent johnson.
james. charles. okay, bring usup to speed on this. another large divisionhas been mobilizednorth of the dmz. that's 80,000 troopsand counting. and anothermillion in reserve. bond: moon's fatherwon't let thisturn into a war. general moon'sunder arrest. the hard-liners stageda coup last night.
the fact remains that youdeliberately misled meby implicating bond. if you'd told usabout your agentin the cuban clinic... she'd be dead already. your mole would'vemade sure of that. we wouldn't havehad a mole at all if you'd disclosed the factthat miss frost and moon were on the harvardfencing team together. knowing who to trustis everythingin this business. well, well, james bond.
just in timefor the fireworks. let's get down to business. we're at defcon 2. and if the northgoes south, they're gonna gosouth bigtime. you don't just strollthrough the world'sbiggest minefield. you need somekind of an edge. icarus. we're taking care of that
with an asat launchin one hour. where's graves? in the middle ofa north korean air base. they're right wherewe can't touch them. you can't, but i can. look, we're here in casethings escalate, not to make surethat they do.
no incursionsinto the north. president gave mea direct order. and when did thatever stop you? well, you makeyour own decision. i'm sending in 007. you think i'd leave thisin the hands of the british? you go with him. pilot: approaching drop zone. okay, let's go!
they've enterednorth korean airspace. relax, robinson. if our radar can't seethose switchblades, the north koreanssure as hell can't. hey, boss,they launchedagainst icarus. leave it on automatic. i hope nobody hereis superstitious. that's one big mirrorwe're about to break. oh, my god.
mobilize thesouth korean troops. and get methe president, now! still no news of bond? (indistinct chattering) vehicles. some big shots. it's him. 300 meters. windage, one and a half.
we gotta geton that plane. you, have my fatherbrought down. i don't know you. (sighs) you've always found itdifficult to accept me. that made my exileeasier to bear, but i never forgotwhat you taught me. in war,the victorious strategistonly seeks battle after the victoryhas been won.
after the victoryhas been won. you see, father,i remember my art of war, and this is whatguarantees that victory. my son, what have youdone to yourself? come, father. watch the rising of your son. the second that thinghits the 38th parallel, we're going to hit themwith everything we got.
that may not be enough. do you see, father? icarus is clearingthe minefield, creating a highwayfor our troops. if the americans don't run,icarus will destroy them. japan is a bugwaiting to be squashed, and the westwill shake with fear. but the americans willsend nuclear warheads. icarus will swat themfrom the sky.
you will destroy us. you would killyour own son? the son i knewdied long ago. (fires gun) electronic voice: caution. caution. manual. up! up! up! caution. caution.
manual. manual. come on! okay, guys. i got it. my, my. you get around.let's see your gun. left hand. that's it. that's it. now drop it. looks like yourfriends have bailed.
push on autopilot. come on. that's it. good girl. well, drowning youdidn't seem to work. i'll have to try somethingmore to the point. 1,000 meters and closing. i can read your every move. read this. bitch.
look, parachutesfor the both of us. not anymore. you see, mr. bond,you can't kill my dreams. but my dreamscan kill you. time to face destiny. time to face gravity. jinx: i thinki broke her heart. looks like we'regoing down together. not yet.
get the back open. come on. come on. i told you i was a jinx. i should have warned you. my relationshipsdon't last either. at leastwe're gonna die rich. huh? (jinx laughing) come on.come on, come on.come on.
now, you said something aboutgoing down together? (mooing) (keyboard clacking) moneypenny. oh, james. moneypenny? i was just testing it out. it's rather hard,isn't it?
yes. very. jinx:wait, don't pull it out.i'm not finished with it yet. bond: see?it's a perfect fit. uh-huh. leave it in. well, it's gotta comeout sooner or later. no, leave it in, please.few more minutes? we really haveto get these back. still the good guys, huh?
i'm still not quite surehow good you are. i am so good. especially when you're bad. ♪ i'm gonna kiss some part of ♪ i'm gonna shake up the system ♪ my body now (laughing) ♪ i need to lay down ♪

twinkle, twinkle, little star, how i wonder what you are! up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. chubby cheeks, chubby cheeks, dimpled chin, dimpled chin, rosy lips, rosy lips, teeth within, teeth within, curly hair,curly hair, very fair, very fair, eyes are blue,eyes are blue,
lovely too,lovely too, teacher's pet,teacher's pet, is that you? is that you? â€yes, yes, yes." baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool? yes sir, yes sir, three bags full! one for my master,one for his dame, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane tick-tock, tick-tock, merrily sings the clock.
it’s time for work, it’s time for play, so it sings throughout the day. after a bath, i try, try, try to wipe myself 'till i'm dry, dry, dry. hands to wipe, and fingers and toes, and two wet legs and a shiny nose. hickory dickory dock.the mouse ran up the clock. the clock struck one,the mouse ran down, hickory dickory dock. hickory dickory dock,
piggy on a railway.picking up stones. down came an engine,and broke piggy's bones. "ah!' said piggy, "that's not fair". "oh!' said the engine driver,. "i don't care". five little soldiers, standing in the row, three stood straight, and two stood so. along came the captain, and what do you think? they all stood straight, as quick as a wink. one, two, three, four, five,once i caught a fish alive,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten,but i let it go again. why did you let it go? because it bit my finger so. which finger did it bite? the little finger on the right. mummy has gone to london to buy a pretty hat. mummy has gone to london what do you think of that? daddy has gone to london to make a little money. that is what grown-up people do. is'nt it funny? hot cross buns! hot cross buns! one a penny, two a penny, hot cross buns!
if you have no daughters, give them to your sons. one a penny two a penny, hot cross buns! i have a tooth-brush, neat and gay, to brush my teeth everyday. i brush them each morning. i brush them each night. till all are shining.clean and bright. if i were an apple , if i were an apple and i grow on a tree,and i grow on a tree i think i'd drop down, i think i'd drop down
on a nice boy like me, on a nice boy like me i hear thunder, i hear thunder. oh don't you? oh don't you? pitter, patter raindrops,pitter, patter raindrops, i'm wet through; i'm wet through; ding dong bell pussy's in the well who put her in? little tommy thin. who pulled her out? little tommy stout what a naughty boy was that to drown poor pussycat,
goosy goosy gander,where shall i wander? upstairs and downstairs,and in my lady's chamber. there i met an old man,who wouldn't say his prayers, i took him by the left leg,and threw him down the stairs jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumbling after. engine, engine number nine,
when its ready, it will shine. then we’ll ride on the bombay line. engine, engine number nine bits of paper,bits of paper; lying on the floor,lying on the floor; makes the place untidy,makes the place untidy; pick them up,pick them up. i took a hop to the shop, to buy my favourite lolly-pop. see the big stick and the red top.
i’ll soon put it in my mouth, and finish it plop! plop!! i’ll soon put it in my mouth, and finish it plop! lucy locket lost her pocket, kitty fisher found it; there was not a penny in it , just a ribbon round it pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? i've been to london to see the queen. pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there? i frightened a little mouse, under her chair to market, to market to buy a small chick;
home again, home again, jiggety-jig. to market, to market, to buy a fat dog; home again, home again, jiggety-jog. mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. everywhere that mary went, mary went, mary went,everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to go.
ring-a linga, jing-a ling,christmas bells do ring, it’s time for toys,that please all boys,so santa, don't delay xyz sugar on the bread if you don't like it better go to bed next monday morning come to school, i will teach you rain, rain go away come again another day. little johnny wants to play. one little, two little, three little indians four little, five little, six little indians
seven little, eight little, nine little indians ten little indian boys. ten little, nine little, eight little indians seven little, six little, five little indians four little, three little, two little indians one little indian boy. ten little indian girls. one little indian girl. yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony,
stuck a feather in his cap, and called it macaroni, yankee doodle doodle do oh yankee doodle dandy all the lads and lassies, are as sweet as sugar candy one, two, buckle my shoe; three, four,shut the door; five, six,pick up sticks; seven, eight,lay them straight: nine, ten,a big, fat hen; wee willie winkie runs through the town,
up stairs an' down stairs in his night-gown, knocking on the window, crying through the lock, “are the children are in bed, for its past eight o'clock?" rock-a-bye baby,on the tree top, when the wind blows,the cradle will rock. when the bough breaks,,the cradle will fall, down will come baby,cradle and all. two little dickie birds,sat upon a wall; one named peter,the other named paul.
fly away peter!fly away paul! come back peter!come back paul! humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall; all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again. little bo-peep has lost her sheep, and can’t tell where to find them; leave them alone, and they'll come home,
and wing their tails behind them. and wing their tails behind johny johny! yes, papa eating sugar? no, papa telling lies? no, papa open your mouth!
ha! ha!! ha!!! ha! ha!! teddy bear, teddy bear,turn around! teddy bear, teddy bear,touch the ground! teddy bear, teddy bear,polish your shoes! teddy bear, teddy bear,off to school! little jack horner,sat in a corner, eating his christmas pie; he put in his thumb,and he pulled out a plum,
and said 'what a good boy am i!’ he put in his thumb,and he pulled out a plum the dog says bow-wow, the cat says meow, the sheep says baa-baa, the little pig says wee-wee, the watch says tick-tock, the hen says cluck-cluck, the cock says cock-a-doodle-doo
simple simon met a pieman going to the fair; said simple simon to the pieman "let me taste your ware" said the pieman and to simple simon "show me first your penny" said simple simon to the pieman “indeed i have not any!" i'm a little teapot,short and stout this is my handle,and this is my spout when the water ’s boiling,hear me shout just lift me up and pour me out! my jack in the box ,springs up, up, up,
my jack in the box ,goes round, round, round, my jack in the box ,falls flop, flop, flop, when i close the lid,with a plop,plop,plop! when i close the lid,with a plop,plop! little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey; there came a big spider and sat down beside her and frightened miss muffet away. clap your hands, clap your hands,
listen to the music and clap your hands. stamp your feet,stamp your feet, listen to the music and ,stamp your feet turn around, turn around, listen to the music and turn around. jump up high, jump up high, listen to the music and jump up high. listen to my big drum, bang, bang, bang. listen to my triangle,tang, tang, tang.
listen to my trumpet,toot, toot, toot. listen to my tambourine,shoo, shoo, shoo london bridge is falling down falling down, falling down london bridge is falling down my fair lady build it up with iron bars, iron bars, iron bars build it up with iron bars my fair lady here we go round the mulberry bush the mulberry bush the mulberry bush on a cold and frosty morning.
ring-a-ring o' roses,pocket full of posies, a-tishoo! a-tishoo! we all fall down. an apple a day fends the doctor away apple in the morning - doctor's warning roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head three each day, seven days a week - ruddy apple, ruddy cheek are you sleeping?are you sleeping? brother john,brother john,
morning bells are ringing.morning bells are ringing. ding ding dong,ding ding dong. there's a big eyed owl,with a pointed nose, pointed nose, two pointed ears and claws for his toes,for his toes, he sits in the tree,and he looks at you; looks at you; he flaps his wings,and says toowit-toowoooo!toowit-toowoooo! charley parley stole the barley out of the baker shop the baker came out and gave him a clout which made poor charley hop
cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe, get it done by half-past two, stitch it up, and stitch it down, then i will give you half a crown. cock a doodle doo, my dame has lost her shoe; my master's lost his fiddle stick, and knows not what to do. daffy-down-dilly has come to town in a yellow petticoat and a green gown doctor foster went to gloucester in a shower of rain.
he stepped into a puddle and never went there again! happy birthday to you happy birthday dear children swinging high,and swinging low, up in the tree away we go. here the birdies nest and play all day and their world is bright and gay i'll sing you a song, though not very long, yet i think it as pretty as any.
put your hand in your purse, you'll never be the worse, and give this poor singer just a little penny. if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap) if you're happy and you know it, then you really ought to show it if you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet (stamp stamp) if you're happy and you know it, shout "hurray!" (hoo-ray!) the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the waterspout. down came the rain and washed the spider out. out came the sun and dried up all the rain
and the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again. dashing through the snow,in a one-horse open sleigh, over the fields we go,laughing all the way; bells on bob-tail ring,making spirits bright, oh!! what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight. hey!! jingle bells, jingle bells,jingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. a day or two ago, i thought i'd take a ride, and soon miss fanny bright was seated by my side;
the horse was lean and lank;misfortune seemed his lot; he got into a drifted bank, and we, we got upshot. little nancy etticoat with a white petticoat, i was standing with her red red rose. the longer that she stands,all the longer that she stands the shorter she just grows,the shorter she just grows do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives in drury lane?
yes, i know the muffin man, yes, i know the muffin man, who lives in drury lane. when i walk, down the street i do like, to watch my feet perhaps you don’t know the news mother has bought me fine new shoes when the right one steps i listen to is happy squeak. old macdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o and on his farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-o
with a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there here a "moo" there a "moo" everywhere a "moo-moo" and on his farm he had a pig, e-i-e-i-o with a “ oink, oink†here and a “ oink, oink†there here a “ oink, oink†there a “ oink, oinkâ€everywhere a “ oink, oink†and on his farm he had a duck, e-i-e-i-o with a "quack, quack" here and a "quack, quack" there here a "quack" there a "quack" everywhere a "quack, quack" pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker man.
bake me a cake as fast as you can; roll it and pat it and mark it with "b", and put it in the oven for baby and me. as pussy sat on the steps so pretty and so fair a neighbour's dog came by and saw pussy sitting there "good morning mistress pussy cat,come tell me how you do ?" "quite well, thank you" pussy replied " tell me how are you ? " rain on the grass,rain on the trees, rain on the rooftop,but not on me
rain on the veranda's,but not on me. somewhere over the rainbow way up high, there's a land that i heard of once in a lullaby. somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. tell me a story, tell me a story, tell me a story, and then i go to bed.
tell me about the birds and bees tell me about the flowers and trees thank you god for the world so sweet, thank you god for the food we eat. thank you god for the birds that sing, thank you god for everything. the cocks on the woodpile a-blowing his horn the bulls in the barn a-threshing of corn the maids in the meadow are making of hay
the ducks in the river are swimming away the ducks are quak quak the ducks are quak quak ho-ho-ho ho ho! ho-ho-ho ho ho! that's the woody woodpecker's song. he's a pecking it all day long he pecks a few holes in the tree to see if a redwood's really red and it's nothing to him on the tiniest whim to peck a few holes in your head!
that's the woody woodpecker's tune. makes the other woodpecker's swoon. tom, tom, the piper's son, stole a pig, and away did run; the pig was eat and tom was beat, and tom went howling down the street. twinkle twinkle traffic light shining on the corner bright when its green its time to go when its red its stops you now “stop†says the red light
“go†says the green “wait†says the yellow till the light is green all work and no play makes jack a dull boy, all play and no work makes jack a mere toy. jack be nimble,jack be quick, jack jump over,the candlestick. there was a farmer who had a dog, and bingo was his name-o. for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow , which nobody can deny! which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny number one, touch your tongue, number two, touch your shoe, number three, touch your knee, number four, touch the floor, number five,learn to dive, number six, pick up sticks number seven,look towards heaven,
number eight, are you late? number nine, touch your spine, number ten, thats the end. there was an old man named michael finnegan he had whiskers on his chin again the wind blew them off and blew them on again poor old michael finnegan....begin again. he kicked up an awful din again because they said he must not sing again
he went fishing with a pin again caught a fish and dropped it in again climbed a tree and barked his shin again tore off yards and yards of skin again he grew fat and then grew thin again then he died and had to begin again poor old michael finnegan.... he grew whiskers on his chin again boys and girls , come out to play,
the moon doth shine as bright as day; leave your supper, and leave your sleep, and join your friends up in the street. come with a whoop, come with a call, come with a good will or come not at all. up the ladder and down the wall, a penny roll will serve us all. hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon,
the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon. i'm h-a-p-p-y,i'm h-a-p-p-y i know i am, i'm sure i am.i'm h-a-p-p-y. i'm (clap) -a-p-p-y,i'm (clap) -a-p-p-y i know i am, i'm sure i am. i'm (clap) -a-p-p-y. i'm (clap, clap) -p-p-y,i'm (clap, clap) -p-p-y i know i am, i'm sure i am.i'm (clap, clap) -p-p-y i'm (clap, clap, clap) -p-y,i'm (clap, clap, clap) -p-y
i know i am, i'm sure i am.,i’m (clap, clap, clap) -p-y i'm (clap, clap, clap, clap) -y,i'm (clap, clap, clap, clap) -y i know i am, i'm sure i am.i'm (clap, clap, clap, clap) -y i'm (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap),i'm (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) i know i am, i'm sure i am.i'm (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy,wealthy and wise. rub-a-dub-dub,three men in a tub, and who do you think theybe?
the butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker, turn them out, knaves all three. rub a dub dub rub a dub dub,three men in a tub, and who do you think they be? the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker. little boy sunny, and little girl bunny. exchanged their dresses, and looked so funny.
which one is sunny? which one is bunny? they are so funny,oh so funny. i had a little nut tree,nothing would it bear, but a silver nut meg and a golden pear; the king of spain's daughter came to visit me, and all for the sake of my little nut tree. polly put the kettle on,polly put the kettle on, polly put the kettle on,we'll all have tea. silky take it off again,silky take it off again,
silky take it off again,they've all gone away the farmer in the dell the farmer in the dell heigh ho the derry-o the farmer in the dell the farmer takes a wife the farmer takes a wife heigh ho the derry-o the farmer takes a wife the wife takes the child the wife takes the child heigh ho the derry-o the wife takes the child the child takes the nurse the child takes the nurse heigh ho the derry-o the child takes the nurse
the nurse takes the cow the nurse takes the cow heigh ho the derry-o the nurse takes the cow the cow takes the dog the cow takes the dog heigh ho the derry-o the cow takes the dog the dog takes the cat the dog takes the cat heigh ho the derry-o the dog takes the cat the cat takes a rat the cat takes a rat heigh ho the derry-o the cat takes a rat the rat takes the cheese the rat takes the cheese
heigh ho the derry-o the rat takes the cheese the cheese stands alone the cheese stands alone heigh ho the derry-o the cheese stands alone where is thumb king?where is thumb king? here i am.here i am. how are you this morning? very well, i thank you.run away.run away. where is pointer?where is pointer? where is tall man?where is tall man?
where is ring man?where is ring man? where is pinky?where is pinky? where is the family?where is the family? here we are. here we are very well, we thank you.run away.run away. the ants go marching one by one.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching one by one;the little one stops to suck his thumb, and they all go marching down around the town boom, boom, boom!
the ants go marching two by two.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching two by two;the little one stops to tie his shoe, the ants go marching three by three.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching three by three;the little one stops to climb a tree, the ants go marching four by four.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching four by four;the little one stops to shut the door, the ants go marching five by five.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching five by five;the little one stops to take a dive, the ants go marching six by six.hoorah! hoorah!
the ants go marching six by six;the little one stops to pick up sticks, the ants go marching seven by seven.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching seven by seven;the little one stops to go to heaven, the ants go marching eight by eight.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching eight by eight;the little one stops to shut the gate the ants go marching nine by nine.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching nine by nine;the little one stops to scratch his spine the ants go marching ten by ten.hoorah! hoorah! the ants go marching ten by ten;the little one stops to say â€the end!!
the wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round. round and round. the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town! the wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish. swish, swish, swish. swish, swish, swish. the wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish, the door on the bus goes open and shut. open and shut,open and shut.
the horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. beep, beep beep. beep, beep, beep. the gas on the bus goes clung clung clung clung clung clung,clung clung clung the money on the bus goes clink, clink,clink clink, clink,clink, clink, clink,clink the baby on the bus says waa, waa, waa. waa, waa, waa.,waa, waa, waa. the people on the bus says shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh. shh, shh, shh. the mummy on the bus says, i love you. i love you, i love you the daddy on the bus says, i love you, too. deedle, deedle, dumpling, my son john, went to bed with his stockings on; one shoe off, and one shoe on, mary, mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? with silver bells, and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row.
mummy cooks our dinner in the kitchen every day; when i'm watching,mummy sometimes says i'm in the way. when i'm old as mummy i will learn to cook and bake; then whenever i feel like it, i'll bake my own cake! pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold, pease pudding in the pot - nine days old. some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot - nine days old. five little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and bumped his head mama called the doctor,and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed four little monkeys jumping on the bed three little monkeys jumping on the bed two little monkeys jumping on the bed one little monkey jumping on the bed