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we are the crystal gems! we'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way thats why the people of this world

believe in garnet amethyst and pearl and steven!!!! *takes a deep breath* if you're evil and you're on the rise you can count on the four of us taking you down cuz we're good and evil never beats us

we'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas *strums* are the crystal gems and if you think we cant *claps and strums* we'll always find a way! thats why the people of this world garnet amethyst

and pearl and steven!!! *cheers for the precious baby* "welcome steven!" if you could only know what we really are when we arrived on earth, from out beyond your star we were amazed to find your beauty and your worth

and we will protect your kind and we will protect your earth 2x and we will protect you! i will fight for the place where i'm free! to live together and exist as we! i will fight in the name of rose quartz! and everything that she believed in! i will fight for the world i was made in! the earth is everything i've ever known!

i will fight to be everything that everybody wants me to be when i'm grown! the odds are against us, this won't be easy but we're not going to do it alone! are the crystal gems! that's why the people of this world believe in

and pearl and steven! oooooooh he's a frozen treat with an all new taste! 'cause he came to this planet from outer space! a refugee of an interstellar war! but now he's at your local grocery store! cookie cat! he's a pet for your tummy!

he's super duper yummy! he left his family behind! cookie caaaaaaaaaat now available at gurgens off route 109! *laughs* *inserting disc* i know i'm not that tall i know i'm not that smart steven : let me drive my van into your heart but let me drive my van into your heart

let me drive my van into your heart i know i'm not that rich i'm trying to get my start so let me drive my van into your heart and if we look out of place well, baby, that's okay i'll drive us into outer space where we can't hear what people say i know i don't have a plan

i'm working on that part at least i've got a van *le sigh* all i wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman a giant woman all i wanna be is someone who gets to

see a giant woman. is help you turn into a giant woman is someone who gets to see a giant woman oh i know it'll be great and i just can't wait to see the person you are together. if you give it a chance

you can do a huge dance because you are a giant woman. you might even like being together and if you don't it won't be forever. but if it were me i'd really wanna be all i wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman~ *bleat*

why do you have to look up to her aside from in a literal sense? don't you know that a power that big comes with a bigger expense? and can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous? i'm telling you for your own good, and not because i'm- i can show you how to be strong...

in the real way. and i know that we can be strong and i want to inspire you i want to be your rock and when i talk it lights a fire in you *steven talking* in the real way i want to inspire you

i want to be your rock and when i talk *talks* donuts! at the big donut! they make the world go 'round, a treat when you are down donuts! (wow) at the big donut. (bam) dunk them in coffee or tea. (yeah)

napkins are always free! now if a customer chokes on a donut, (that ain't right) state law requires that you assist them. (help them out now) take both hands! push below the diaphragm! get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can. (that's the law) in the event of a fire, don't panic, stay calm. there is a fire extinguisher,

against the back wall. there is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods. 'cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods. ... in coffee or tea. [echo] free - free - free thats was great! can't you see it in my eyes?

i'm the one, i'm the one, two, three, four! i'm not like the other guys i'm not like the other guys(he's not like anybody) well, that's not completely right(a-a-a-a-h~) there's a few that i'm just like(a-a-a-a-h~) steven and the stevens we're gonna make you smile(a-a-a-a-h~) me, myself and i, and him we're all the same guy

come on, now don't be shy(a-a-a-a-h~) me, myself and i, and him (that's me!) are all the same guy! one, two, three, four! steven's a big, fat meanie! a big, fat meanie zucchini! can't you see it in our eyes? we're the one, we're the one! two! three! four! we're not like the other guys(we're not like anybody!)

by the way, don't go back in time(a-a-a-a-h~) or you'll destroy yourselves(a-a-a-a-h~) steven and the crystal gems i accidentally created an alternate timeline i learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die~ dear old dad, remember when you would sing to me, would you do it again? dear old dad, remember how

i would sit on your shoulders, well how 'bout it now? dear old dad, i was wondering why 'cause i get older now, but you're still going on by dear old dad, remember this too in this whole wide world, there's no-one like y-o-o-u~ there's no-one like y-o-o-u~ my darling son, i remember when i would sing to you, and i would do it again muffin child, remember this too

in this world of gems, there's no-one like y-o-o-u~ y-o-o-u~ could this night get any better!? isn't this such a beautiful night, woah we're underneath the thousand shining stars isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different, woah why don't you just let yourself just be wherever you are? look at this place, look at your faces i've never seen you look like this before

why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? they're shining like a thousand shining stars why don't you let yourself just be somewhere different, woah why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are? it's time to get movin', time for us to have some fun there's no time to hang around, our adventure's just begun we'll be thinking 'bout our friends as we chase the setting sun but we're leaving them behind, we're on the run we're on the run!

i don't care about what all the others say(we're on the run!) well i guess there are some things that will just never go away(we're on the run!) i wish that i could say that there's no better place than home(we're on the run!) but home's a place that i have never known that's why we're on the r-u-u-u-n~ an orphan boy with sass and pepgot dropped off on our mansion step li'l butler~ we washed his face of dead leavesand now he works here as our jeeves oh littlest butler, oh you're the butler who butlers our hearts~

so mop the floor and dust the shelvesand teach us lessons about ourselves li'l butler, that's you! you people have too much money!